- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

A seal walks into a club.

KILL WHITEY

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*