- Anti Joke

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Women's Rights Movement

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.