- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Who wants $300? Me too.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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