- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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