- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Swag.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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