Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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