My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Pickle

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

I have read the terms and conditions

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