Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Iif your reading this ur gay

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

What's 9+10 Ebola

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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