- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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