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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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