Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

I'm HIV positive.

ure mama's so fat

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What's funnier than 24? 25

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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