- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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