NASCAR being considered a sport.

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The FCC

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Chicken

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your life

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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