I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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