- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

A midget walked under a bar.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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