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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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