Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Black people having a Job.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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