- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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