- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

knock knock who's there? faith

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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