- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Women's professional sports

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

What is older than history?

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

chinga tue madre Ryan

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Your so gay, that you like men!

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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