- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Swag.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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