- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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