What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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No antijoke here.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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