- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Screw it you write the joke.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

So one time there was this woman learning...

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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