how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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