- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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