What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Abortion.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

whats worse than gill? nothing

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

Homosexualism is so gay man

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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