i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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