- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

Homosexualism is so gay man

whats worse than gill? nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Abortion.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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