Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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Good job, son.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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