- Anti Joke

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

I? Everett

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Women's Rights..

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Yo Momma So Fat!

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers