Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Guess what? Bananas

Massie is a fatass

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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