Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

A woman wears a dress.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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