What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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A sober Irish individual.

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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XD Jackass.

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Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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What did the fish say after he

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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