Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

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*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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