- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Connor is homo

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

You sick fiend

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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