- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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