- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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