- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

The child was fired from his job.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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