A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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Penis.

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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