- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

whats brown and booky a book.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

A hill billy went fishing

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

I'm gay.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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