- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

wanna here a joke? you.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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