- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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