- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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