What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Sloths

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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