why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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