- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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