- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

rocky is here again.......................

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Why did the dog die? He was old

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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