- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Neil Lewis

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

whats black? the colour

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

Women's Rights

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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