What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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rocky is here again.......................

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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