Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

69 is a number not a sex poshion

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

someone jumped off a bridge he died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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