- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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