- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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