What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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2 + 2 = 4

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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