what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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im gay

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kk

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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