- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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