- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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