a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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Please Rape William Wright

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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american idol

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Anti Joke

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