- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

Pianos.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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