- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

I'm so punny.

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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