- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

Women can vote? wtf

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

What did the man say to his doctor?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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