all the kids had fun

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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