- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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