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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Women's Rights

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Okay.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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