A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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Why didn't he finish his

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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