- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

I like touching my boobs

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

You idiot thats 9 letters

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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