How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

This is funny.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

ever tried african food? they neither

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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