what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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