Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Im gay What about you

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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test test

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women's rights

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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