- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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