- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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