- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

think twice or at least think

Caolan and Eamon

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

[Set up] [No punch line]

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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