did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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Beka has AIDS

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Albert your flies undone.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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