How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Emily Walker.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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