- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Guess what? You guessed it.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

This is funny.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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