wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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