your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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Horse.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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What did the old man say? Im old

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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