- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

Poop...

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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