A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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KILL WHITEY

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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PENIS

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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