Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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