- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

mitchell palmer sucks

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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