How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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