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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

hear hear

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

When you have read this, you've already read it.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Thats what she said

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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