- Anti Joke

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Ain't idn't a word.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.