An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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anti jokes are for fags

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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