- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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