whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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if you don't like this you're gay

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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