Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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