- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Oh my God! A talking dog!

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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