- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

What's big and purple? Barney

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Long joke Your such a downey

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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