- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

You sick fiend

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Who's the fastest kid in AA

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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