- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

I named my son ps2 controller

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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