- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

copy me and i will kill you

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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