Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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