roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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