Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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wommmoaooammaaa

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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