- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Waseem is a hard worker.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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