- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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