- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

all the kids had fun

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

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