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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Daniel is a fag

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Cancer.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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