Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Asian women drivers...

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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