- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

If you have a stroke, call 000

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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