What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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