knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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PENIS

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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