What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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