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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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