- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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