Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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no.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Anti Joke

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