- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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