Your wife died during the delivery.

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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