- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

What did the fish say after he

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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