What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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