- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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