- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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