- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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