- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Poop.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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