Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

roak

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Kevin and Ramin

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Albert your flies undone.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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