If your reading this, youre not blind.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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Go away still nothing to see

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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fish fishy caoimhin

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What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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