Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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Nick Cannon

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

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What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

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Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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