Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama