Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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