- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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