- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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