- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

The EPA.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

women's rights

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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