- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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