If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Go away still nothing to see

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

You know what's catchy? A cold

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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