What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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dallen loves penis

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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