- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Boner

Screw it you write the joke.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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