- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

A drunk guy walks into a car

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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