Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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