- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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