A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

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Robert Mugabe.

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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Wow, fuzzy feelings, you just made my top 10.000 friends list. Jk, you my favorite girl right now, I mean my wife is always my favorite, but the kind of love I feel for you, is a completely different kind of love, I consider it the sum of who you are, and I cant say I love you the same, because it is a completely different feeling. Wow, I cant believe I am typing this on horsehead network, by the way Red, you better get out of here, or I am going to have to shut your operations down, sorry for getting serious in the middle of this, but we can meet and be friends, if you promise to take good care of my new friend (you), but getting out of this site, you and your crew. So, sex whenver you feel like and friends for life? How does that sound? I prefer long term agreements.

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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