Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

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*prepares this to get negative votes*

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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