- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

alex is cool

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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