- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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