- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

Face...tastes like chicken!

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

what's brown and sticky A stick!

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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