- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

sweating like antoni with a girl

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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