- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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