Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Sir, your wife is dead

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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