- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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